11" x 17"
$8.00

This poster depicts dozens of little people who can decorate your wall or act out your nakedest fantasies. Cut them out and have your way with them. They literally can't say no! Can you?

11" x 17"
$8.00

Purchase via McSweeney's

Whether you're a man or a woman, this poster instructs you on how to grow a beard similar to that of Brian Wilson (of the Giants and incongruous beard fame). Already have a beard? This will show you how to grow a new one on top of the original! With this poster hanging in your home, you won't be able to not grow a beard.