We only printed about 30 of these mini comics, each with a full-color cover and a vellum overlay. They've sold out and you probably didn't get one, but you sorta still can! We're offering them for only $1.00 as a PDF download!

So, just to be clear here, despite the photo to the left, you will receive a digital version, not an actual physical copy that you can kiss, hug or burn.

Yes, that's apparently the title. This mini comic is a single 8.5"x11" sheet of beige, textured paper that slowly unfolds to tell a tragic tale of Pirate Man and his subsequent run-in with Captain Force. And ignore that ¢99 label. We've changed the price because that's how we roll. And because it costs money to mail stuff.