Real Name: Cliff Silva
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Carving apples into American Presidents

Bio: It's not beacuse he's evil that he's a villain. The Night Auditor does what he has to do to support his family. If it's not working a full-time job at a hotel, then it's running around stealing money. Which he uses to buy his kids clothes. And sometimes to buy himself a treat for being such a good dad. Like heroin.

Real Name: Ferdinand Dickens
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Playing in his band which consists of himself, and several constantly rotating members

Bio: Wow, 9.2 is such a cool, unique name. How on earth did he ever come up with it? Clearly he's a fascinating individual. He's also the son of the legendary Choclate Justice, one of the town's few black heroes.

Real Name: Henrietta Vogelstein
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Civil War reenactments

Bio: Though she's only 20, Orifist is the second-in-command of the Manchester Justice Squadron. She was hired to replace The Implantress, picked from over thirty candidates, mainly because she wasn't wearing abar during her interview with Ameriman. He also liked that she seemed smart, but not intimdatingly so.

Real Name: Burt Davidson
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Organizing and indexing his stamp collection

Bio: The ever-elusive and non-confrontational Passive Aggressive Man. Is he fighting you or just going about his day-to-day business? Maybe you're imagining the whole thing. Passive Aggressive Man has overcome great odds (in this case the inability to ever confront people directly) to become a town-renowned villain.

Real Name: Charlie Dawson
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Eating sand

Bio: After overcoming some chemical dependency issues, Piltdown Man emerged as a pioneer in the world of avant-garde heroes. Years of drug abuse have left him mentally debilitated and suffering from chronic paranoia and hallucinations.

Real Name: Ted Berman
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Updating his website

Bio: Brother to Burly Girly, Pirate Man is on the opposite side of the law from her, though it's never stood in the way of their personal relationship. Hopefully they'll never have to battle each other. Pirate Man's parrot flew away because he forgot to clip its wings. And because it didn't like him very much.

Real Name: Adrian Craw
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Gambling

Bio: Though he appears to be part placenta (wearing a t-shirt with a placenta on it) and part centaur (wearing a fake horse tail), nobody's too clear on what exactly his powers are. Placentaur used to be an insurance salesman until a near-death experience caused him to pursue a life as a villain.

Real Name: Gene Migliore
Group Affiliations: Leader of Team Power Lord
Hobbies: Planning ways to get more money

Bio: Power Lord is the most fearsome villain in Rockville. He has his own team composed mainly of people he's recruited from Alcholics Anonymous meetings. When he started his life of villainy, never had he imagined he would reach such heights. Founding his fortune through theft, he's now worth almost two million, mostly through investments. Though the Manchester Justice Squadron attacked him in his own town, his team has managed to kill several of them, while Power Lord stays inside and buys stuff on the Home Shopping Network.

Real Name: Paul Ponche
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Singing to the elderly

Bio: It was when Power Punch was only seven that he discovered his love for singing. He'd expected to become a world-famous singer, much like his idol Rod Stewart. But when he was 15 he discovered he could punch people really hard, and decided he should use his powers for good. Unfortunately there's no money to be made as a superhero, so now he works at Sears.

Real Name: Rexter C. Razzia
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Watching Nascar

Bio: Founder of the maybe-soon-to-be-published magazine The American Monocler, Rexter seems unable to accomplish much of anything. Fortunately he has his mom, and now his wife (Lester's mom) to take care of him. He'll never have to worry about anything again. Unless somebody dies. Rexter has years of experience changing cartridges of inkjet printers from his six-month-long job at Radio Shack. The longest time he's held a job.

Real Name: Jack Wane
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Getting together with his book club

Bio: Arch nemesis of the now deceased Perceptive Detective (a.k.a. Romulus LaBelle), The Rib Tickler is a crazy, crazy guy. He's unpredictable, and did we mention crazy? He gained his powers one night while wearing a large fishbowl or something on his head and inhaling markers.

Real Name: Richard Robertson
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Collecting Ray Charles memorabilia

Bio: Richard, or Ricky, as his family calls him, is one of eight children. Angry at his dad for forgetting his birthday two years in a row, Ricky ran away from home and wasn't noticed missing for three weeks. By then he'd already started his new life as a criminal, living in the woods and stealing to survive. Two of his siblings have also become criminals, Blade Man and one who moved to Texas and calls herself Explosionette.

Real Name: Romulus LaBelle
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: He has no time fr hobbies

Bio: More commonly known as The Perceptive Detective, Romulus faked his death after being blackmailed by his mailman who knew his secret identity. Since then Romulus has moved to Vernon, and after spending a little time under the name Attack Lord, has taken a hiatus while trying to come up with a better name. For one week Romulus had a butler, until he realized it was a huge waste of money. Plus he worried the butler would find his closet full of costumes.

Real Name: Chester Lipp
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Making inventions

Bio: He used to call himself Electrolyte but now he calls himself Rrrhinosaur. With his horn-o-plenty he'll defeat any who oppose him. Well, he'll try anyway. Rrrhinosaur used to review porn movies. Maybe he reviewed one that Captain Force's dad wrote.

Real Name: Samantha Harlow
Group Affiliations: The Name Gang
Hobbies: Drawing herself having sex with celebrities

Bio: One of the first members of The Name Gang, Sam is a former hostage negotiator turned janitor (due to her raging alcoholism). Her job at Robertson Elemetary makes her the most wealthy member of the team. She's also the only one capable of holding down a job for any real length of time. Sam has a crush on Don Sequitur.

Real Name: Bryan Lumis
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Making out with girls

Bio: This frat boy turned hero is still pretty much just a frat boy. The only difference is that now he wears a cape when chugging beers. Fortunately he has plenty of free time, what with The Barnacle running around and doing everything for him. Sky Devil once put Rohypnol in a girl's drink, but never followed through. He's a hero after all.

Real Name: Carl Henderson
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Writing in his diary

Bio: After Spy-Man's secret identity was revealed to the public by Ameriman, Spy-Man tried to continue fighting crime under the name Gun Blast, but things never really took off. So he and his wife moved to another town where they're both currently working as limo drivers. He's secretly planning to kill Ameriman.

Real Name: Thadius Paige
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Visiting children with cancer

Bio: It's Super Electric, the town's #2 hero, second only to Captain Force. But how long will it be until the aging Captain Force finds himself outdone by this new, younger hero? Super Electric's childhood pet fish died when he overfed it. He vowed then and there to never over-love again.

Real Name: Al Goldstein
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Collecting antiques, most of which he's stolen

Bio: Superhim resides in New York City, but is so popular that his fame extends all the way to Manchester. He occasionally visits, mainly to see his sister, but also to pick up women who will never meet his wife.

Real Name: Kenneth Anderson
Group Affiliations: The Andersons
Hobbies: Entering pie-eating competitions

Bio: Husband to Mega-Tricia, Super Kenny is also a bus driver for Robertson School. Together he and his wife form The Andersons! Super Kenny had sex with a substitute teacher in the cafeteria once. The principal caught them and agreed not to fire either of them, as long as he could watch. Kenny agreed but the substitute did not. So the principal just watched Kenny masturbate.

Real Name: Roger Lindsey
Group Affiliations: Funding member of the original Manchester Justice Squad
Hobbies: Yelling at the Meals on Wheels delivery guy

Bio: Father of The Implantress, Super Lord was one of the founding memebrs of the original Manchester Justice Squad. Now retired, he spends his days walking around town harrassing people. In one of earliest battles he accidentally killed a citizen, Mrs. Norma Crutchley, and blamed it on then-villain Dark Davey who was tried and convicted of her death. Super Lord now has no recollection of this, as his mind, in it's advanced years is beginning to fail him, leaving him guilt-free.

Real Name: Gina Castagna
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Collecting stickers and My Little Pony dolls

Bio: Most of Unicorn Princess' adventures happen on the playground at recess, since that's where her arch nemesis Eulogy Boy lurks. Though sometime's she'll put on her costume at home and save people around her neighborhood from harm. Just last week she saved her neighbor Mrs. Buker from being stung by a bee. Unicorn Princess has a crush on Eulogy Boy.

Real Name: Burt Signora
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Singing to his pet hamster

Bio: The Wetnurse has a condition causing his manboobs to lactate profusely. How this factors into his being a superhero is better left unsaid. Seriously.