Real Name: Frank Katar
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Eagle Man #1
Status: Deceased

Bio: Eagle man fought crime for decades before deciding to "end it all." In fact, he'd emotionally given up months before he retired himself, as he'd grown to see crime-fighting as a fruitless endeavor. At the hight of his career Eagle Man sang the national anthem at the New Britain Red Sox stadium.

Real Name: Garth Knight
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Reading gossip magazines
Status: Deceased

Bio: What does Ecrofni Aptac spell backwards? It almost spells Captain Force. Previously a Captain Force impersonator at children's parties, Garth held many jobs before taking on that of being Captain Force's evil twin. Garth once believed he was the Implantress' evil twin but was beaten up by a group of teenage boys on his way to see her.

Real Name: Damon Collins
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Playing video games

Bio: Eulogy Boy is a bully of the worst type, because he has super powers. He's a bully that nobody can beat up. Except for maybe his arch nemesis Unicorn Princess. Or anybody older than him, which is a lot of people since he's only nine years old. Eulogy Boy has a crush on Unicorn Princess.

Real Name: Sherman Melody
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Helping mankind

Bio: When you were a child, wasn't one of your greatest fantasies being able to fly? What child doesn't dream of that? So perhaps it's jealousy and bitterness that drives children away from Flying Man. Or maybe they just don't like him as a person. Flying Man once attempted to save a woman who'd thrown herself from a bridge, but he failed miserably. She died and he broke a leg.

Real Name: Herschel Pinerect
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Collecting anything

Bio: Herschel's obscenely large amount of comics, music, porn, toys and pop culture perephenalia will never fill whatever void it is that drives him to collect. And if he wasn't so creepy and inappropriate people might possibly want to spend some time with him. Whenever possible Herschel likes to "accidentally" get caught looking at pornography. He considers it a good conversation starter.

Real Name: Hans Conried
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Spending time with his family

Bio: Commiter of numerous crimes, The Hoodwinker robs banks, kidnaps children in giant sacks and even steals pies from windowsills. The Hoodwinker grew up an orphan and learned to commit crimes to survive. Then he met his wife and had some kids and had to commit even more crimes to support them.

Real Name: Trevor Smith
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Watching documentaries with his grandmother

Bio: Not really a hero or a villain, Icy-O (or Ice Dawg 2000 as he was previously known) is attempting to parlay his celebrity into a rap career. If there's a camera around and somebody in trouble then he's "all over that shit." Originally from Greenwhich (hence the title of his forthcoming album Straight Outta Motherfuckin' Greenwhich), he moved to Manchester to obtain some street cred for living in a tougher area. He also hopes to become an actor and has already starred in a commercial for Marlow's, a local department store.

Real Name: Becky Lindsey
Group Affiliations: The Manchester Justice Squadron
Hobbies: Working out

Bio: A lover of horses and justice, The Implantress has loved many, but none more passionately than she did Double Felix. Why then, did she leave him? The Implantress' large breasts are often attributed to implants. In fact, only one is an implant, to replace the one lost to cancer. But the second is all her.

Real Name: Larry Twinkacetti
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Stealing candy

Bio: Close personal friend of Don Sequitur, Invisiblor apparently can turn invisible. Don asked him to join The Name Gang, but Invisiblor declined explaining that he wanted to remain solo. The real reason he declined to join The Name Gang is in intense and often debilitating fear of emotional contact.

Real Name: Johnny Hammond
Group Affiliations: Manchester Justice Squadron
Hobbies: Meeting girls
Status: Deceased

Bio: Johnny's multi-millionaire father and financial contributor to The Manchester Justice Squadron was the impetus for Johnny's inclusion as team meber. Some argued that Johnny had no powers or experience, but as Johnny himself argued "neither does Batman, so shut up." Until his recent death Johnny had dreamt of being on the Real World. But now that probably won't happen.

Real Name: Ryan Rolinitis
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Cutting off people in traffic in the hopes that they crash

Bio: At the age of 36, Kid Mephisto isn't much of a kid anymore. It was when he was 21 that he began worshiping Satan, and things just kind of took off from there. Now it's years later and too late to turn back. He has a small cross tattooed on his calf, which he deeply regrets, but hasn't found the time or money to get covered up. Which is why he wears long pants, even in the Summer.

Real Name: Jeremy Pazlowski
Group Affiliations: Former member of The Manchester Justice Squadron
Hobbies: Hanging out at the mall
Status: Deceased

Bio: Kid-Punch died in the glory of battle while fighting Power Lord. And if he had it to do all over again, he would never have joined the MJS, and instead gone to community college. Especially because minutes before he died he began weeping uncontrollably and crapped his pants.

Real Name: Peter Gibbons
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Taking it to the extreme

Bio: This guy is edgy. You can tell because he grimaces all the time. Some people think he's a hero because he fights villains. But he actually kills villains (or at least has tried to kill some), and we all know heroes don't kill. Then what is he? Whatever he is, he's totally in-your-face! Killfuck suffers from roid-rage and a sometimes debilitating insecurity brought on by the shrunken genitals his steroid use has caused.

Real Name: George Walker
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Reading

Bio: If you woke up tomorrow and somebody had taken over the world, what would you expect that person's name to be? Kyle, Nancy, Or King Evil? Exactly. Once, while drunk, he saved a small girl from a burning house. After sobering up he realized what he'd done and killed all the witnesses. Of course the only witness had been a family of squirrels.

Real Name: Lester Boy
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Drawing

Bio: Lester just can't seem to do anything right. He tries to remember that you can't lose if you don't play, but for some reason that isn't really working for him. Also, Captain Force is Lester's dad.

Real Name: Gunther Lumpkin
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Reading people's mail
Status: Deceased

Bio: After attempting to blackmail Captain Force into a friendship, Gunther was left as friendless as he started. Now he's dead. What would his father Willie think? Gunther once delivered a letter to the wrong house. It was a letter bomb intended for Flying Man, but ended up going to Burly Girly's house. Her brother opened it and lost an eye, later becoming Pirate Man.

Real Name: Tricia Anderson
Group Affiliations: The Andersons
Hobbies: Writing her comic, The Andersons

Bio: Not just a first-grade teacher at Robertson School, Mrs. Anderson is also a superhero. Tricia had a weekend-long affair with the principal, who broke it off when he discovered her superhero identity, because he felt completely emasculated.

Real Name: Methuselah Decepticon
Group Affiliations: Former Member of The Manchester Justice Squadron
Hobbies: Playing with her cats

Bio: Hero? Villain? Methuselah doesn't like to make such distinctions. All she wants is to live her life and be left alone. She claims to be married, but nobody's ever met her husband. Many suspect she's single and it's merely a ploy to divert men from hitting on her. They're correct.

Real Name: Dick O'Reilly
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Writing anonymous, threatening letters to all sorts of people for various reasons

Bio: Might Force's local public access show has turned him into a guy some people are aware of. Each week he has guests on his show, yells at them and tries to feel better about himself. It's hard, though, when everybody you know seems to hate you. Of the six women with whom he's had intercourse, he's unaware that four of them were actually rapes. The other two were prostitutes.

Real Name: Mildred Martin
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Buying clothes

Bio: There's not much to say about Mildred. She's your average white, middle-class, suburbanite. And she's not very nice to her sister. Mildred had an abortion when she was 17.

Real Name: Mildred Martin
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Playing chess with an old man in the park

Bio: Born minutes after her twin sister, Mildred suffers from an inferiority complex.

Real Name: Glen Rho
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Beating up anybody he thinks might be homosexual

Bio: For a villain who dresses as some sort of chicken-monster, cuts through gas station parking lots to avoid red lights and beats his son, what name would you expect him to have? Monster Cock appeared on an episode of Cops for a domestic violence charge. It was when the police searched his closet that they found his costume, discovering who he truly was.

Real Name: Marshall Lipp
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Captain Force #9

Bio: Father of Chester and arch nemesis of Captain Force, Mr. Lipp wants more than anything to be left alone to his villainy. A former Detroit gang-banger, Mr. Lipp used to go by the name G-Lipp. For a long time he was in love with Methuselah Decepticon, but she wanted nothing to do with him.

Real Name: Frederick Harakambuit
Group Affiliations: Former Leader of The Manchester Justice Squadron
Hobbies: Watching TV

Bio: As Leader of The Manchester Justice Squadron, Mr. Muscleface enjoyed years of success, battling villains and saving people from accidents. But mostly he enjoyed the power. He onlsy slightly enjoyed the time he sort of accidentally killed a kid. As Ameriman's dad, Mr. Muscleface spent a lot of time feeling frustrated that his son wasn't "more of a man."