Real Name: Carl Switzer
Group Affiliations: The Name Gang
Hobbies: Collecting nail clippings

Bio: Alphalfabet joined the villainous Name Gang with his daughter Anna Graham, hoping to enrich both their lives through a sense of community. He maintains his part-time job at Stop & Shop, bagging groceries to "keep up appearances" and because they have yet to have a successful mission. His mother used to tell him he wouldn't amount to anything. He's pretty sure she was right.

Real Name: Roger Stevenson
Group Affiliations: Leader of The Manchester Justice Squadron
Hobbies: Drinking Coors Light while playing baseball

Bio: As the leader of The Manchester Justice Squadron, the town's most prominent super team, Ameriman must maintain a professional and virtuous appearance at all times. But all he really wants to do is beat up villains. Even though they were dating at the time, Ameriman installed a hidden camera in the team's locker room to watch The Implantress change out of her costume. When the camera was discovered, he played dumb, suggesting that it must have been installed by Captain Force when he had been the leader.

Real Name: Hanna Marga
Group Affiliations: The Name Gang
Hobbies: Meeting people in chat rooms

Bio: The daughter of Alphalfabet, she has a genius-level IQ. She's been working to create The Name Gang's fifth member, Palindroid. At this point he's only a box with some wires and cameras for eyes, but it's just a matter of time. Anna is unaware that she isn't Alphalfabet's biological daughter. She was kidnapped by him from a couple at a truck stop when she was six weeks old. Her biological parents stopped looking for her when she was three.

Real Name: Barney Cleaves
Group Affiliations: none (although he spends a lot of time outside the Manchester Justice Squadron HQ just in case they need him)
Hobbies: Drawing himself into scenes in comic books

Bio: Running around doing errands for Sky Devil is only one of the ways that he shows his devotion. He also calls Sky Devil daily to see if they might be able to hang out or fight crime together. He doesn't take it personally that Sky Devil is too busy. The Barnacle detailed Sky Devil's car once as a surprise birthday present, but Sky Devil didn't even notice. He just drove away really fast.

Real Name: Beatrice Lemon
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: none

Bio: Beatrice's dream of getting into the Guiness Book of World Records for "most pot smoked in 24 hours" was shattered when she discovered they'd allow no such category. With her new boyfriend Don Sequitur and the baby they have coming, she's decided to become a super villain. Beatrice's father left when she was two. But at age twelve, arriving home from school, she found him in her living room making out with her mother. At first he claimed to be a carpet salesman, then admitted to being Beatrice's father. He asked to borrow five bucks from her before dashing out to the cab which had been waiting for him.

Real Name: Helen Kane
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Watching Days of Our LIves

Bio: Probably the toughest woman in town, Betty Bop once threw a brick through a car window and knocked out the driver. She then stole his wallet and CD player. This man was her ex-husband. Later, when she thought about everything he'd done to hurt her, she used another brick to smash the CD player.

Real Name: Elvin Lincoln
Group Affiliations: Manchester Justice Squadron
Hobbies: Collecting Bigfoot memorabilia

Bio: After being hypnotized at a Halloween party, it wasn't until months later when his mask fell of while battling as a member of The Manchester Justice Squadron that Bigfoot discovered he was not in fact a sasquatch. Nobody seemed to notice and, unsure as to whether or not the other members of the team believe he's a saquatch, he quickly threw his mask back on and hasn't taken it off in front of anybody for four years.

Real Name: Mike Robertson
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Writing short stories, each of which is about the death of Ameriman

Bio: Blade Man was one of the coolest villains in town, until he was forced into hiding for his involvement in the death of Johnny Phosphor. Now he secretly lives in Bolton Notch where he makes a living as a security guard at a candy store, and goes by the name Bryce. He hopes one day to be able to return to Manchester, especially because nobody he meets these days seems to be impressed by his designer clothes.

Real Name: David Converse
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Photocopying his ass

Bio: Though he's not actually a resident of Manchester, Bolognio visits often to write his name on walls and "establish a strong presence." One time, finding himself trapped at the edges of a golf course with no bathroom in sight and having accidentally just soiled himself, Bolgnio retreated to the woods where he attempted to cut his underwear off with a small axe. Ultimately the axe proved too difficult, so he tore the underwear off, leaving only the elastic waistband. Then he curled up into a ball and began singing to himself. This lasted about four hours.

Real Name: Rena Berman
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Going to wrestling matches

Bio: She's big, strong, angry at all men and lives a "progressive" lifestyle. Her powers weren't derived from a freak accident, but were gained from her uncle when she was seven. Burly Girly killed Eagle Man's dad in battle, though to this day she maintains he's "faking it" and is still alive, living in Georgia.

Real Name: Bob Smith
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Making paper airplanes with his daughter
Status: Deceased

Bio: With little time in his hectic schedule, The Businessman would don his crime-fighting mask during lunch or in between meetings. Until, that is, he was accidentally killed by Invisiblor.

Real Name: Frederick Harakambuit
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Knitting

Bio: Sure, he may be a cannibal, but that doesn't mean he's not a nice guy. It was while on an excursion in the wilds of Canada that his entire crew died, leaving him stranded. After several failed attempts at hunting, he was forced to eat the remains of his crew until being rescued. Cannipal hasn't actually eaten anybody since returning to Manchester, but he did bite a guy's finger once.

Real Name: Albert Dente
Group Affiliations: Former Leader of The Manchester Justice Squad
Hobbies: Miniature golfing

Bio: The most popular hero in Manchester, Captain Force is the least popular guy at parties. Not that he's ever invited to parties. Or if he were that he'd have the confidence to go. Instead, he prefers to stay at home and rent movies by himself in the middle of the afternoon. His favorite is Bicentennial Man with Robin Williams. Captain Force was exposed to large amounts of hardcore pornography at an early age by his father who was an adult-film writer.

Real Name: Daisuke Inoue
Group Affiliations: The Name Gang
Hobbies: Puppeteering

Bio: Hailing from Japan, Carrie Okidoki is The Name Gang's "vocal acrobat" – master of impressions who's able to throw her voice. Her impressions are amateur at best, but Don Sequitur, the Leader of the team, was wowed by her Don Knotts impression and signed her on immediately.

Real Name: Chester Lipp
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Collecting comic books

Bio: Chester, the faceless, somewhat hapless mute is the son of Captain Force's arch nemesis Mr. Lipp. Chester is albino, bi-racial and loves Fruit Roll-Ups. He often dreams that he's a superhero named Captain Fuck You and is fighting his father.

Real Name: Paul Tribber
Group Affiliations: Reserve member of The Manchester Justice Squadron
Hobbies: Baking

Bio: The Defenestrator prefers to do all his fighting from the comfort of his living room while watching TV. He has a vast array of objects which he can hurl at his enemies through the window, should they happen to pass by. He once refused to fight an enemy because there were no windows nearby, and was subsequently beaten up.

Real Name: Tracy Oldpet
Group Affiliations: Former Leader of The Manchester Justice Squadron
Hobbies: Playing with model trains
Status: Deceased

Bio: Dinomighty's time as Leader of The manchester Justice Squadron ended when it was discovered he was gay. It wasn't that the other members of the team cared, but everybody knew the town would never feel safe being protected by "somebody who's probably attracted to the villains," as Ameriman put it. It was soon after being forced out that Dinomighty killed himself in the basement of his house.

Real Name: Steve Mundaine
Group Affiliations: Former member of The Manchester Justice Squadron
Hobbies: Teaching slight-of-hand to the homeless

Bio: Dr. Hoodoo has no actual super powers, but pretends that the magic tricks he performs are acts of actual magic. That's why he was so embarrassed the time he had to let a woman die because he didn't have any of his props with him. Dr. Hoodoo spent $11,000.00 on phonecalls to psychics.

Real Name: Dennis Watson
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Playing Trivial Pursuit by himself

Bio: The identical twin of Double Felix, Dennis posed as Felix's duplicate during battles. Dennis never really considered himself a villain, it was more that he just wanted to help his brother out. Although he did enjoy all the free stuff.

Real Name: Denton Ducker II
Group Affiliations: Marvelous! Comics
Hobbies: Drawing

Bio: The owner of the temporarily-on-hiatus Marvelous! Comics, Denton had a great amount of experience washing dishes, but not really running a company. It was that inexperience, mixed with poor foresight, dishonesty and inept financial and marketing strategies that may have contributed to the downfall of the company. Denton likes to brag about the time he allegedly "screwed" a woman on his office desk.

Real Name: Donald Sequitur
Group Affiliations: Founder and Leader of the Name Gang
Hobbies: Finding treasures in the garbage

Bio: Hero turned villain, he may have been homeless, but that doesn't make him any less of a villain. And now that he's dating Beatrice things are really taking off! The two have a baby on the way and Don's started his own team, The Name Gang. Sounds like things are going great. Don's ex-wife tried being a hero after the divorce just to show him up, but was killed in her first battle.

Real Name: Felix Watson
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Working out

Bio: Felix searched his whole life to find something fulfilling, and found that fulfillment in villainy. But he'd give it all up if he could only have back the love of The Implantress. Felix's was actually a triplet, not a twin, but the third brother drowned when they were only three and on vacation in New Jersey.

Real Name: Frank Katar
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Eagle Man #1
Status: Deceased

Bio: Eagle man fought crime for decades before deciding to "end it all." In fact, he'd emotionally given up months before he retired himself, as he'd grown to see crime-fighting as a fruitless endeavor. At the hight of his career Eagle Man sang the national anthem at the New Britain Red Sox stadium.

Real Name: Garth Knight
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Reading gossip magazines
Status: Deceased

Bio: What does Ecrofni Aptac spell backwards? It almost spells Captain Force. Previously a Captain Force impersonator at children's parties, Garth held many jobs before taking on that of being Captain Force's evil twin. Garth once believed he was the Implantress' evil twin but was beaten up by a group of teenage boys on his way to see her.

Real Name: Damon Collins
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Playing video games

Bio: Eulogy Boy is a bully of the worst type, because he has super powers. He's a bully that nobody can beat up. Except for maybe his arch nemesis Unicorn Princess. Or anybody older than him, which is a lot of people since he's only nine years old. Eulogy Boy has a crush on Unicorn Princess.

Real Name: Sherman Melody
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Helping mankind

Bio: When you were a child, wasn't one of your greatest fantasies being able to fly? What child doesn't dream of that? So perhaps it's jealousy and bitterness that drives children away from Flying Man. Or maybe they just don't like him as a person. Flying Man once attempted to save a woman who'd thrown herself from a bridge, but he failed miserably. She died and he broke a leg.

Real Name: Herschel Pinerect
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Collecting anything

Bio: Herschel's obscenely large amount of comics, music, porn, toys and pop culture perephenalia will never fill whatever void it is that drives him to collect. And if he wasn't so creepy and inappropriate people might possibly want to spend some time with him. Whenever possible Herschel likes to "accidentally" get caught looking at pornography. He considers it a good conversation starter.

Real Name: Hans Conried
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Spending time with his family

Bio: Commiter of numerous crimes, The Hoodwinker robs banks, kidnaps children in giant sacks and even steals pies from windowsills. The Hoodwinker grew up an orphan and learned to commit crimes to survive. Then he met his wife and had some kids and had to commit even more crimes to support them.

Real Name: Trevor Smith
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Watching documentaries with his grandmother

Bio: Not really a hero or a villain, Icy-O (or Ice Dawg 2000 as he was previously known) is attempting to parlay his celebrity into a rap career. If there's a camera around and somebody in trouble then he's "all over that shit." Originally from Greenwhich (hence the title of his forthcoming album Straight Outta Motherfuckin' Greenwhich), he moved to Manchester to obtain some street cred for living in a tougher area. He also hopes to become an actor and has already starred in a commercial for Marlow's, a local department store.

Real Name: Becky Lindsey
Group Affiliations: The Manchester Justice Squadron
Hobbies: Working out

Bio: A lover of horses and justice, The Implantress has loved many, but none more passionately than she did Double Felix. Why then, did she leave him? The Implantress' large breasts are often attributed to implants. In fact, only one is an implant, to replace the one lost to cancer. But the second is all her.

Real Name: Larry Twinkacetti
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Stealing candy

Bio: Close personal friend of Don Sequitur, Invisiblor apparently can turn invisible. Don asked him to join The Name Gang, but Invisiblor declined explaining that he wanted to remain solo. The real reason he declined to join The Name Gang is in intense and often debilitating fear of emotional contact.

Real Name: Johnny Hammond
Group Affiliations: Manchester Justice Squadron
Hobbies: Meeting girls
Status: Deceased

Bio: Johnny's multi-millionaire father and financial contributor to The Manchester Justice Squadron was the impetus for Johnny's inclusion as team meber. Some argued that Johnny had no powers or experience, but as Johnny himself argued "neither does Batman, so shut up." Until his recent death Johnny had dreamt of being on the Real World. But now that probably won't happen.

Real Name: Ryan Rolinitis
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Cutting off people in traffic in the hopes that they crash

Bio: At the age of 36, Kid Mephisto isn't much of a kid anymore. It was when he was 21 that he began worshiping Satan, and things just kind of took off from there. Now it's years later and too late to turn back. He has a small cross tattooed on his calf, which he deeply regrets, but hasn't found the time or money to get covered up. Which is why he wears long pants, even in the Summer.

Real Name: Jeremy Pazlowski
Group Affiliations: Former member of The Manchester Justice Squadron
Hobbies: Hanging out at the mall
Status: Deceased

Bio: Kid-Punch died in the glory of battle while fighting Power Lord. And if he had it to do all over again, he would never have joined the MJS, and instead gone to community college. Especially because minutes before he died he began weeping uncontrollably and crapped his pants.

Real Name: Peter Gibbons
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Taking it to the extreme

Bio: This guy is edgy. You can tell because he grimaces all the time. Some people think he's a hero because he fights villains. But he actually kills villains (or at least has tried to kill some), and we all know heroes don't kill. Then what is he? Whatever he is, he's totally in-your-face! Killfuck suffers from roid-rage and a sometimes debilitating insecurity brought on by the shrunken genitals his steroid use has caused.

Real Name: George Walker
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Reading

Bio: If you woke up tomorrow and somebody had taken over the world, what would you expect that person's name to be? Kyle, Nancy, Or King Evil? Exactly. Once, while drunk, he saved a small girl from a burning house. After sobering up he realized what he'd done and killed all the witnesses. Of course the only witness had been a family of squirrels.

Real Name: Lester Boy
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Drawing

Bio: Lester just can't seem to do anything right. He tries to remember that you can't lose if you don't play, but for some reason that isn't really working for him. Also, Captain Force is Lester's dad.

Real Name: Gunther Lumpkin
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Reading people's mail
Status: Deceased

Bio: After attempting to blackmail Captain Force into a friendship, Gunther was left as friendless as he started. Now he's dead. What would his father Willie think? Gunther once delivered a letter to the wrong house. It was a letter bomb intended for Flying Man, but ended up going to Burly Girly's house. Her brother opened it and lost an eye, later becoming Pirate Man.

Real Name: Tricia Anderson
Group Affiliations: The Andersons
Hobbies: Writing her comic, The Andersons

Bio: Not just a first-grade teacher at Robertson School, Mrs. Anderson is also a superhero. Tricia had a weekend-long affair with the principal, who broke it off when he discovered her superhero identity, because he felt completely emasculated.

Real Name: Methuselah Decepticon
Group Affiliations: Former Member of The Manchester Justice Squadron
Hobbies: Playing with her cats

Bio: Hero? Villain? Methuselah doesn't like to make such distinctions. All she wants is to live her life and be left alone. She claims to be married, but nobody's ever met her husband. Many suspect she's single and it's merely a ploy to divert men from hitting on her. They're correct.

Real Name: Dick O'Reilly
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Writing anonymous, threatening letters to all sorts of people for various reasons

Bio: Might Force's local public access show has turned him into a guy some people are aware of. Each week he has guests on his show, yells at them and tries to feel better about himself. It's hard, though, when everybody you know seems to hate you. Of the six women with whom he's had intercourse, he's unaware that four of them were actually rapes. The other two were prostitutes.

Real Name: Mildred Martin
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Buying clothes

Bio: There's not much to say about Mildred. She's your average white, middle-class, suburbanite. And she's not very nice to her sister. Mildred had an abortion when she was 17.

Real Name: Mildred Martin
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Playing chess with an old man in the park

Bio: Born minutes after her twin sister, Mildred suffers from an inferiority complex.

Real Name: Glen Rho
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Beating up anybody he thinks might be homosexual

Bio: For a villain who dresses as some sort of chicken-monster, cuts through gas station parking lots to avoid red lights and beats his son, what name would you expect him to have? Monster Cock appeared on an episode of Cops for a domestic violence charge. It was when the police searched his closet that they found his costume, discovering who he truly was.

Real Name: Marshall Lipp
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Captain Force #9

Bio: Father of Chester and arch nemesis of Captain Force, Mr. Lipp wants more than anything to be left alone to his villainy. A former Detroit gang-banger, Mr. Lipp used to go by the name G-Lipp. For a long time he was in love with Methuselah Decepticon, but she wanted nothing to do with him.

Real Name: Frederick Harakambuit
Group Affiliations: Former Leader of The Manchester Justice Squadron
Hobbies: Watching TV

Bio: As Leader of The Manchester Justice Squadron, Mr. Muscleface enjoyed years of success, battling villains and saving people from accidents. But mostly he enjoyed the power. He onlsy slightly enjoyed the time he sort of accidentally killed a kid. As Ameriman's dad, Mr. Muscleface spent a lot of time feeling frustrated that his son wasn't "more of a man."

Real Name: Cliff Silva
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Carving apples into American Presidents

Bio: It's not beacuse he's evil that he's a villain. The Night Auditor does what he has to do to support his family. If it's not working a full-time job at a hotel, then it's running around stealing money. Which he uses to buy his kids clothes. And sometimes to buy himself a treat for being such a good dad. Like heroin.

Real Name: Ferdinand Dickens
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Playing in his band which consists of himself, and several constantly rotating members

Bio: Wow, 9.2 is such a cool, unique name. How on earth did he ever come up with it? Clearly he's a fascinating individual. He's also the son of the legendary Choclate Justice, one of the town's few black heroes.

Real Name: Henrietta Vogelstein
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Civil War reenactments

Bio: Though she's only 20, Orifist is the second-in-command of the Manchester Justice Squadron. She was hired to replace The Implantress, picked from over thirty candidates, mainly because she wasn't wearing abar during her interview with Ameriman. He also liked that she seemed smart, but not intimdatingly so.

Real Name: Burt Davidson
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Organizing and indexing his stamp collection

Bio: The ever-elusive and non-confrontational Passive Aggressive Man. Is he fighting you or just going about his day-to-day business? Maybe you're imagining the whole thing. Passive Aggressive Man has overcome great odds (in this case the inability to ever confront people directly) to become a town-renowned villain.

Real Name: Charlie Dawson
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Eating sand

Bio: After overcoming some chemical dependency issues, Piltdown Man emerged as a pioneer in the world of avant-garde heroes. Years of drug abuse have left him mentally debilitated and suffering from chronic paranoia and hallucinations.

Real Name: Ted Berman
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Updating his website

Bio: Brother to Burly Girly, Pirate Man is on the opposite side of the law from her, though it's never stood in the way of their personal relationship. Hopefully they'll never have to battle each other. Pirate Man's parrot flew away because he forgot to clip its wings. And because it didn't like him very much.

Real Name: Adrian Craw
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Gambling

Bio: Though he appears to be part placenta (wearing a t-shirt with a placenta on it) and part centaur (wearing a fake horse tail), nobody's too clear on what exactly his powers are. Placentaur used to be an insurance salesman until a near-death experience caused him to pursue a life as a villain.

Real Name: Gene Migliore
Group Affiliations: Leader of Team Power Lord
Hobbies: Planning ways to get more money

Bio: Power Lord is the most fearsome villain in Rockville. He has his own team composed mainly of people he's recruited from Alcholics Anonymous meetings. When he started his life of villainy, never had he imagined he would reach such heights. Founding his fortune through theft, he's now worth almost two million, mostly through investments. Though the Manchester Justice Squadron attacked him in his own town, his team has managed to kill several of them, while Power Lord stays inside and buys stuff on the Home Shopping Network.

Real Name: Paul Ponche
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Singing to the elderly

Bio: It was when Power Punch was only seven that he discovered his love for singing. He'd expected to become a world-famous singer, much like his idol Rod Stewart. But when he was 15 he discovered he could punch people really hard, and decided he should use his powers for good. Unfortunately there's no money to be made as a superhero, so now he works at Sears.

Real Name: Rexter C. Razzia
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Watching Nascar

Bio: Founder of the maybe-soon-to-be-published magazine The American Monocler, Rexter seems unable to accomplish much of anything. Fortunately he has his mom, and now his wife (Lester's mom) to take care of him. He'll never have to worry about anything again. Unless somebody dies. Rexter has years of experience changing cartridges of inkjet printers from his six-month-long job at Radio Shack. The longest time he's held a job.

Real Name: Jack Wane
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Getting together with his book club

Bio: Arch nemesis of the now deceased Perceptive Detective (a.k.a. Romulus LaBelle), The Rib Tickler is a crazy, crazy guy. He's unpredictable, and did we mention crazy? He gained his powers one night while wearing a large fishbowl or something on his head and inhaling markers.

Real Name: Richard Robertson
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Collecting Ray Charles memorabilia

Bio: Richard, or Ricky, as his family calls him, is one of eight children. Angry at his dad for forgetting his birthday two years in a row, Ricky ran away from home and wasn't noticed missing for three weeks. By then he'd already started his new life as a criminal, living in the woods and stealing to survive. Two of his siblings have also become criminals, Blade Man and one who moved to Texas and calls herself Explosionette.

Real Name: Romulus LaBelle
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: He has no time fr hobbies

Bio: More commonly known as The Perceptive Detective, Romulus faked his death after being blackmailed by his mailman who knew his secret identity. Since then Romulus has moved to Vernon, and after spending a little time under the name Attack Lord, has taken a hiatus while trying to come up with a better name. For one week Romulus had a butler, until he realized it was a huge waste of money. Plus he worried the butler would find his closet full of costumes.

Real Name: Chester Lipp
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Making inventions

Bio: He used to call himself Electrolyte but now he calls himself Rrrhinosaur. With his horn-o-plenty he'll defeat any who oppose him. Well, he'll try anyway. Rrrhinosaur used to review porn movies. Maybe he reviewed one that Captain Force's dad wrote.

Real Name: Samantha Harlow
Group Affiliations: The Name Gang
Hobbies: Drawing herself having sex with celebrities

Bio: One of the first members of The Name Gang, Sam is a former hostage negotiator turned janitor (due to her raging alcoholism). Her job at Robertson Elemetary makes her the most wealthy member of the team. She's also the only one capable of holding down a job for any real length of time. Sam has a crush on Don Sequitur.

Real Name: Bryan Lumis
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Making out with girls

Bio: This frat boy turned hero is still pretty much just a frat boy. The only difference is that now he wears a cape when chugging beers. Fortunately he has plenty of free time, what with The Barnacle running around and doing everything for him. Sky Devil once put Rohypnol in a girl's drink, but never followed through. He's a hero after all.

Real Name: Carl Henderson
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Writing in his diary

Bio: After Spy-Man's secret identity was revealed to the public by Ameriman, Spy-Man tried to continue fighting crime under the name Gun Blast, but things never really took off. So he and his wife moved to another town where they're both currently working as limo drivers. He's secretly planning to kill Ameriman.

Real Name: Thadius Paige
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Visiting children with cancer

Bio: It's Super Electric, the town's #2 hero, second only to Captain Force. But how long will it be until the aging Captain Force finds himself outdone by this new, younger hero? Super Electric's childhood pet fish died when he overfed it. He vowed then and there to never over-love again.

Real Name: Al Goldstein
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Collecting antiques, most of which he's stolen

Bio: Superhim resides in New York City, but is so popular that his fame extends all the way to Manchester. He occasionally visits, mainly to see his sister, but also to pick up women who will never meet his wife.

Real Name: Kenneth Anderson
Group Affiliations: The Andersons
Hobbies: Entering pie-eating competitions

Bio: Husband to Mega-Tricia, Super Kenny is also a bus driver for Robertson School. Together he and his wife form The Andersons! Super Kenny had sex with a substitute teacher in the cafeteria once. The principal caught them and agreed not to fire either of them, as long as he could watch. Kenny agreed but the substitute did not. So the principal just watched Kenny masturbate.

Real Name: Roger Lindsey
Group Affiliations: Funding member of the original Manchester Justice Squad
Hobbies: Yelling at the Meals on Wheels delivery guy

Bio: Father of The Implantress, Super Lord was one of the founding memebrs of the original Manchester Justice Squad. Now retired, he spends his days walking around town harrassing people. In one of earliest battles he accidentally killed a citizen, Mrs. Norma Crutchley, and blamed it on then-villain Dark Davey who was tried and convicted of her death. Super Lord now has no recollection of this, as his mind, in it's advanced years is beginning to fail him, leaving him guilt-free.

Real Name: Gina Castagna
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Collecting stickers and My Little Pony dolls

Bio: Most of Unicorn Princess' adventures happen on the playground at recess, since that's where her arch nemesis Eulogy Boy lurks. Though sometime's she'll put on her costume at home and save people around her neighborhood from harm. Just last week she saved her neighbor Mrs. Buker from being stung by a bee. Unicorn Princess has a crush on Eulogy Boy.

Real Name: Burt Signora
Group Affiliations: none
Hobbies: Singing to his pet hamster

Bio: The Wetnurse has a condition causing his manboobs to lactate profusely. How this factors into his being a superhero is better left unsaid. Seriously.