Now you can have the art of Jon Adams closer to your crotch than you'd ever imagined! Cordarounds is offering this limited supply of gluttony-themed pants art directed by chef Chris Cosentino. No one will tell you you can't eat these pants, except for your esophagus.
Buy a pair and get a free napkin for wiping up the inevitable mess you'll make.
UPDATE: Since being featured on the Huffington Post, Urban Outfitters, LA Times and elsewhere, these pants have sold out. Don't think your dreams have been crushed, however, more pants are being made.
UPDATE AGAIN: Conan O'Brien made a joke about these pants. How dare he!