Soon available to book-buyers (nerds) and gift-buyers (friends of nerds) everywhere will be My Dog Ate My Nobel Prize: The Fabricated Memoirs of Jeff Martin from Soft Skull Press.
Fabricated memoirs are the new thing. Newer than Twitter and harem pants. Best of all, this fabricated memoir has illustrations, a cover and book design by your favoritest, Jon Adams. Even the New Yorker likes it, as it's featured in their 'Well Titled, Well Covered' section. And we thought they were just a bunch of curmudgeonly old people who never liked anything by youngsters.
Author James Fry said of this book, "Jeff Martin is a first class liar. Even better than me." Seriously. He said that.
Here are the covers in a larger, less degraded form.