Waiter, There's a Tear in My Soup
Why is this chef so upset? Is it because his mom died? Nope – she won't quit no matter how many spills she takes. Maybe it's because no one showed up to the grand opening of his new restuarant. Nah – that's exactly what he expected. If you really want to know why he's so sad, pick up a copy of Lucky Peach #3, on stands right now.
