We receive a lot of emails and letters at the City Cyclops offices. Too many of them are poorly crafted and must be discarded. To increase the likelihood of a reply when writing, please follow these simple guidelines
1. Do not divulge overly personal details unless they relate directly to your enjoyment of our comics. Otherwise such information is perceived as grotesque and desperate.
2. While lengthy emails can quickly become tiresome, short emails may be interpreted as a lack of interest in the artist. This will be considered offensive and cause the sender to be blocked.
3. Be sure to include praise and questions that show genuine enthusiasm.
4. If you are an attractive female, it is recommended that you attach photos of your self in various states of undress. Extra attention will be given to those depicted as engaging in acts of sensuality with copies of Truth Serum.
A sample email appears below. Feel free to retype and send with your own name attached.
Dear Mr. Adams, Your comics continue to astound me. Not just me, but my whole family and everyone to whom I show your work. When people read your comics they laugh, then pause and make a frowny smile while patting their heart. "Too true," one will say. Then they read the next comic and begin laughing again. I know you probably can't divulge any secrets to me, but seriously, how do you do it? You are a genius, sir. A handsome genius, generous enough to share your gift with the world. The only possible way I can think of to thank you is with my luscious, buxom figure which yearns for the touch that only a man like you could provide. Please please me by letting me please you.