If you're worried about the very likely attack of literate, urban chimp-gangs, you're not alone. Citizens everywhere are frightened of this new threat. It's replaced terrorists as America's greatest fear (followed by that Jim Davis sex-tape). But we must stop running from our fears, and instead, embrace them. And there's no better way to start than by wearing a shirt depicting one of these chimp-gang members. (Seen here is gang leader Mista Bubblez.)
Drawn by Jon Adams, these shirts are available in colors and styles for both men and women, over on the Sex and War website.
